I’ve taken five showers and have washed my hands too many times to count. I still look like a hot mess covered in fake blood stains from Tuesday nights’s Gwar show. Of course my appearance wasn’t going to stop me... Continue Reading →
I am notorious for throwing shade at my home town. Des Moines is a nice enough place but during my teenage years, I quickly realized that it was a bit too sleepy for my liking. It's clearly a great place... Continue Reading →